You get a mysterious package in the mail, it seems to be a letter of sorts.
You get the nerve to open it, and turns out it WAS just a letter.
The letter says this:
Mr. Azekiel
I am Jeremy Monster, with the cobraZ street gang, and would like to request an alliance with you. Visit The CobraZ...
All gun orders from now are to be put on hold, due to the massive MASSIVE influx of weapon requests, i just woke up jesus christ i didn't think that many would order.
I can get you the machetes very soon, but the vectors are going to have to wait, our orders are bunching up and I'm waiting for my team to wake up, timezone issues.
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