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Slipperybear

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Aug 5, 2018
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One time I was basing with my old org (A.B.Z) and we were in the backyard of a random house doing all sorts of stuff, next thing we know we see a Fucking car fly over the roof and land right In the backyard, and yes, it killed many, if not almost everyone, and yes, it was epic
 

Bobby Kurosaki

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Aug 6, 2018
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I was in a sit once and I dropped a medkit I had to give back and I forgot my wheel speed was extremely high and the med kit fell off the roof and I went to physgun it up and a car was near it and I ended up prop pushing the car into the wall and it blew up
 

uwu

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I remember one time when I was kidnapped in casino on rockford (Even though its a green zone the robbers *3 of them* consisted to tell me that i was behind the slot machine and the NPC cant see me) They forgot that they had to drag me out of the casino and there was a admin sit where they kept saying i was behind the machine and the npc cant see me. Sometimes people dont understand.
 

Horrendous

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So way back in old Paralake before Truenorth, I was bored and was going around mugging. I found a dude farming coca leaves, so I pulled up and ran up with my gun out. Dude panicked and couldn't turn off his +right, so the poor bastard starts trying to run away while spinning around and it was funny af to watch lmao.
 

gm1003

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Wolv

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In OOC wright says to me “I’m gonna creeper aw man you” I say back “do it... you won’t” all of a sudden I get teleported to the back of bank (in truenorth) and I hear a Ssssss... then I blow up. That was so funny
 

NoneOne

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Aug 24, 2017
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>be me
>level 74 chemistry
>basing alone
>fucking scared to death
>hear a car pull up
>door opens
>get my lr-300 out and spray down the robbers
>point blank range dead
>other guy runs to his car
>shoot him to death too
>realize they were your friends just fucking around
>realize that you just executed 2 innocent unarmed friends
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Bojangles

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So way back in old Paralake before Truenorth, I was bored and was going around mugging. I found a dude farming coca leaves, so I pulled up and ran up with my gun out. Dude panicked and couldn't turn off his +right, so the poor bastard starts trying to run away while spinning around and it was funny af to watch lmao.
Omg hahahaha that’s amazing.
 

Gammer3

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Probably one of the more recent stories is the great soy product revolution where the mayor outlawed all soy products and if found he decided to allow public executions which was a nightmare to be on duty at the time, you can imagine all the RDM caused by that. And @Brusier organized a soy protest at town hall where he sold soy milk.