Funny monolith stories??

[Juan]

One time I was basing with my old org (A.B.Z) and we were in the backyard of a random house doing all sorts of stuff, next thing we know we see a Fucking car fly over the roof and land right In the backyard, and yes, it killed many, if not almost everyone, and yes, it was epic

 

[Bobby Kurosaki]

I was in a sit once and I dropped a medkit I had to give back and I forgot my wheel speed was extremely high and the med kit fell off the roof and I went to physgun it up and a car was near it and I ended up prop pushing the car into the wall and it blew up

 

[uwu]

I remember one time when I was kidnapped in casino on rockford (Even though its a green zone the robbers *3 of them* consisted to tell me that i was behind the slot machine and the NPC cant see me) They forgot that they had to drag me out of the casino and there was a admin sit where they kept saying i was behind the machine and the npc cant see me. Sometimes people dont understand.

 

[Juan]

new funny story, my friend Zyke and i were going around taking pictures with random people and welp, ill let the video explain itself

 

[Bryce]

new funny story, my friend Zyke and i were going around taking pictures with random people and welp, ill let the video explain itself

That laugh tho. "HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA HAHAHAHA" It was like a perfectly symmetrical laugh

 

[Tyro]

So way back in old Paralake before Truenorth, I was bored and was going around mugging. I found a dude farming coca leaves, so I pulled up and ran up with my gun out. Dude panicked and couldn't turn off his +right, so the poor bastard starts trying to run away while spinning around and it was funny af to watch lmao.

 

[itz_coffee]

RP enhancement with @Yeffrey

 

[Wolv]

In OOC wright says to me “I’m gonna creeper aw man you” I say back “do it... you won’t” all of a sudden I get teleported to the back of bank (in truenorth) and I hear a Ssssss... then I blow up. That was so funny

 

[btruly]

>be me
>level 74 chemistry
>basing alone
>fucking scared to death
>hear a car pull up
>door opens
>get my lr-300 out and spray down the robbers
>point blank range dead
>other guy runs to his car
>shoot him to death too
>realize they were your friends just fucking around
>realize that you just executed 2 innocent unarmed friends
sadness.jpg

 

[Bojangles]

So way back in old Paralake before Truenorth, I was bored and was going around mugging. I found a dude farming coca leaves, so I pulled up and ran up with my gun out. Dude panicked and couldn't turn off his +right, so the poor bastard starts trying to run away while spinning around and it was funny af to watch lmao.

Omg hahahaha that’s amazing.

 

[Gammer3]

Probably one of the more recent stories is the great soy product revolution where the mayor outlawed all soy products and if found he decided to allow public executions which was a nightmare to be on duty at the time, you can imagine all the RDM caused by that. And @Brusier organized a soy protest at town hall where he sold soy milk.

 

[Wolv]

Probably one of the more recent stories is the great soy product revolution where the mayor outlawed all soy products and if found he decided to allow public executions which was a nightmare to be on duty at the time, you can imagine all the RDM caused by that. And @Brusier organized a soy protest at town hall where he sold soy milk.

Sounds like brusier lmao

 

[Brusier]

Yup, I even drew it with a whiteboard (image coming soon)

 

[Bryce]

Soy S T O N K S are about to rise tremendously once my next mass shipment comes in tonight.

 

[JucaMais]

This one

 

[Brent Skeng]

I was being arrested for GTA and many other charges, as i arrived at the police stations car park a tow truck lost control and went full speed down and ran over all the cops in the way, i managed to escape a 30 year sentence.

The tow truck was carrying the car i stole.

 

[Alpha]

did LSD in a market stool on paralake, and the whole thing blew up

 

[A Sack O' Salt]

>be me
>be detective
>be a trial mod, make fun of pmx all the time
>thy is online
>!pm thy can i be corrupt for media
>take pmx out of his bus by gunpoint
>take him to the train tracks to try and kill him (we were on true north)
>2 guys show up to save him
>pmx avoids the train while at gun point
>frag pmx and the 2 guys then go back to regular RP after pretty much rdming PMX

Spoiler: spooky spoiler

Thy was never seen again on the server.

 

[Asiandiskool]

Literally yesterday night I was looking for people that were selling coal so I went to the PD to see if there were anyone that had any coal to sell.
I end up finding @Tuko and another officer waterboarding and throwing melons at this one dude in plain sight of everyone.

 

[Deleted member 874]

Nothing will ever come close to when I was a Moderator way before I was a developer, and the server broke and nobody could buy water. @hawke, Myself and Whiteblood setup camps to take water from people and punishing disobeyers.