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Guacay's Restaurant

Howdy, Welcome to my Restuarant! I'm selling Consumables, Alcohol, Fish Recipes. Please complete the format below.

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Steam Name:
Discord Tag #0000:
Timezone:


Consumable:
Alcohol:
Fish:
Amount of cost:

Do you want them Fresh?:

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Estimated Time on Orders: 25 Minutes - 1 day


Consumables Recipes:

Cooked Meat: $80 - Available

Cooked Bacon: $70 - Available

Fried Egg: $50 - Available

Bread: $20 - Available

Hotdog: $60 - Available

Cheese: $50 - Available

Pear Juice: $225 - Available

Orange Juice: $510 - Available

Apple Juice: $570 - Available

Cheeseburger: $313 - Available

Pizza: $240 - Available

Pie: $110 - Available

Double cheeseburger: $402 - Available

Pineapple Cocktail: $565 - Available

Cake: $270 - Available

Coconut Cocktail: $265 - Available

Alcohol Recipes:

Pear Wine: $150 - Available

Melon Wine: $200 - Available

Onion Wine: $210 - Available

Orange Wine: $470 - Available

Apple Wine: $520 - Available

White Wine: $800 - Available

Red Wine: $800 - Available

Grape Wine: $800 - Available

Coconut Wine: $270 - Available

Banana Wine: $610 - Available

Pineapple: $565 - Available

Fish Recipes:

Eel: $225 - Available

Bass: $250 - Available

Mackerel: $275 - Available

Mahimahi: $300 - Available

Sunfish: $325 - Available

Salmon: $350 - Available

Swordfish: $375 - Not Available

Cod: $400 - Not Available
 
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Lots of items on the menu
 

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Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000:
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Timezone:
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Consumable:
Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol:
n/a
Fish:
n/a
Amount of cost: $
26,500

Do you want them Fresh?:
I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.
 

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Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread
 

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Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000: #7290
Timezone: NZDT


Consumable: Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol: n/a
Fish: n/a
Amount of cost: $26,500

Do you want them Fresh?: I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.
ACCEPTED. That will take even longer! Where am I going to find expired food and drinks?
Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread

ACCEPTED. I have to travel to France and get 100 years old expired bread.
 
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Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread
COMPLETED. I traveled to the monoford french city and stole one rotten bread. ( Possible COVID-19 inside/on the bread )

Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000: #7290
Timezone: NZDT


Consumable: Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol: n/a
Fish: n/a
Amount of cost: $26,500

Do you want them Fresh?: I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.
COMPLETED. Alright, So I went to the supermarket, went to the fridge section and I looked for expired milk. I found them all to be expired and I bought them all. And I went to the Hawaiian islands and found dropped coconuts from the floor, I took them, and I made It all with the recipes. I tried one, I got food poisoning and diarrhea.

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Good review the rotten bread was delicious and I think I have Covid-19 now.
 

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Good review the rotten bread was delicious and I think I have Covid-19 now.
No problem. Glad you enjoyed your rotten bread. You're always pleased to order from my restaurant, Oh yeah I suggest you should visit a doctor.
 

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Classic inspect hackerman shit right there bois
 

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