Listen up here. I have a PhD in Sburbology and can construct 5 different Lil Cal theories that are accurate in 10 minutes, even if they contradict each other. I have read Homestuck for many hours and have discovered every nook and cranny there is. I am albe to confirm who the most powerful is but I don't care about it. If you think you're a true fan then I am afraid that is not the case, you filthy degenerate.
We hope to see you online soon!