It was hardly ERP, everything I said was a satire of the situation, especially the comment of " Can you continue your ERP" was a joke about how you're getting off on the situation and you shouldn't need to watch Rick and Morty or have a 200 IQ to see that, and even goes to show that when you end up giving me a false ticket for somehow not driving straight when I ultimately did unless to pass your own cops blown up bearcats at the top of the hill, or to enter your checkpoint which requires you to cross a broken yellow line. If anything this is the closest real RP you'd get of someone dealing with a shitty cop at a shitty checkpoint.
The closest thing to ERP on my end was saying dick which would be ridiculous like saying it's ERP someone for saying fucking even though that's literally word for intercourse as I didn't say give me a handjob or handy or some shit. On your end, you sit around with these checkpoints and give false tickets that make people hate the PD and make the rest of the cops look like apathetic assholes, thankfully though there are people who aren't there to get off on their own power tripping and not only appealed my ticket but others as well.
For 1 my checkpoint is a 2 way access, the orange barriers guide you to the right side of the checkpoint, that is why I have a LED sign at the top of the hill before the corner stating, "Pine County Checkpoint, PREPARE TO STOP KEEP RIGHT OF LINE." You crossed the line you were left of the line, so your were wrong way driving.
For 2 My tickets are valid as Im following the Monolith Lawbook. (
https://drive.google.com/file/d/1nyxlBn8a3pk76VM2aFiw4FnrsWtgDWNv/view )
For 3 AUDIO TRANSCRIPS
Ryan Brian Me: Julian Borowski You:
Me: Owner of the vehicle, correct?
You: Yup. uhhh as it appears.
Me: Are you the only one inside?
You: I mean you wanna stick a finger up my trunk?
Me: No, Im asking occupancy.
You: Sorry dude I had my radio on, can you continue your ERP?
Me: License please.
You: (I couldn't it well it was either) Already showed you. or Not showing you.
Me: You handed me your papers, I need to see your license.
You: Ah dude, if I stick my cock out the window to would you will grab that?
Me: Want me to file a presidential report for everything your stating on my bodycam?
You: Yeah, if only I get punished you know what im saying. aw.
Me: It is a criminal offence by presidential law you can not state those. May I ask where you be heading today?
You: No, you can't.
Me: Then Im going to be forcing you to writing a ticket for Wrong way driving and a fix it ticket.
You: I haven't been wrong way driving, and im going to mechanic. How was I wrong way driving? I'd like to know how I've been wrong way driving.
Me: Wrong way driving is consisting you crossing a double yellow line. at the top of the hill I have a sign indicating to keep right of line, the fix it is for the criminal is the..
You: Theres a fucking blown up bearcats up there, do you not see them?
Me: Well it does.. do you.. ok its at the top, but it doesn't show any bearcats at the bottom of the hill of.. this is america drive on the right side. your not a brittan.
For 4 It is considered as wrong way driving if your driving in the oncoming traffic lane, if there are no cars in that lane you were driving in for passing.
MOTOR VEHICLE OPERATION (Referenced as M.V.O.): State of Monolith
requirements for safe motor vehicle operation.
TRAFFIC: State of Monolith regulations on traffic offenses within the state.
1-7. It is an offense to use a vehicle on the incorrect side of the road. You must drive
on the right-hand side of the road at all times.
Punishment: A max fine of up to $500, if the situation continues or becomes
dangerous in any way refer to Dangerous, Reckless, and Aggravated driving.
For 5 This is for the fix it ticket. (
Every owner of a motor vehicle is liable for injury or damage caused by negligent operation of vehicle by any person using a vehicle with permission, express or implied, of the owner. California Vehicle Code § 17150. )
MOTOR VEHICLE OPERATION (Referenced as M.V.O.): State of Monolith
requirements for safe motor vehicle operation.
1-2. It is an offense to operate a damaged or non-functional vehicle. This includes:
● Non-functional lighting (headlamps, brake lights, indicators).
1-3. It is an offense to operate a vehicle without using your proper safety equipment
such as blinkers, headlights, or seatbelts.
● Damaged or destroyed tires.
● Defective brakes.
● Failure to use seatbelts
● Failure to use headlights at night
Punishment: A warning or fine of up to $500 depending on how damaged the
vehicle is or how dangerous they are driving whilst in violation of this law.
