Guacay's Restaurant

[Guacay #]

Guacay's Restaurant

Howdy, Welcome to my Restuarant! I'm selling Consumables, Alcohol, Fish Recipes. Please complete the format below.

Format:

Roleplay Name:
Steam Name:
Discord Tag #0000:
Timezone:


Consumable:
Alcohol:
Fish:
Amount of cost:

Do you want them Fresh?:

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Estimated Time on Orders: 25 Minutes - 1 day

Spoiler: Consumables Recipes/Menu:

Consumables Recipes:

Cooked Meat: $80 - Available

Cooked Bacon: $70 - Available

Fried Egg: $50 - Available

Bread: $20 - Available

Hotdog: $60 - Available

Cheese: $50 - Available

Pear Juice: $225 - Available

Orange Juice: $510 - Available

Apple Juice: $570 - Available

Cheeseburger: $313 - Available

Pizza: $240 - Available

Pie: $110 - Available

Double cheeseburger: $402 - Available

Pineapple Cocktail: $565 - Available

Cake: $270 - Available

Coconut Cocktail: $265 - Available

Spoiler: Alcohol Recipes/Menu:

Alcohol Recipes:

Pear Wine: $150 - Available

Melon Wine: $200 - Available

Onion Wine: $210 - Available

Orange Wine: $470 - Available

Apple Wine: $520 - Available

White Wine: $800 - Available

Red Wine: $800 - Available

Grape Wine: $800 - Available

Coconut Wine: $270 - Available

Banana Wine: $610 - Available

Pineapple: $565 - Available

Spoiler: Fish Recipes/Menu:

Fish Recipes:

Eel: $225 - Available

Bass: $250 - Available

Mackerel: $275 - Available

Mahimahi: $300 - Available

Sunfish: $325 - Available

Salmon: $350 - Available

Swordfish: $375 - Not Available

Cod: $400 - Not Available

 

[reqord]

Lots of items on the menu

 

[Guacay #]

Lots of items on the menu

Welcome to my market.

 

[Sokolov]

Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000: #7290
Timezone: NZDT


Consumable: Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol: n/a
Fish: n/a
Amount of cost: $26,500

Do you want them Fresh?: I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.

 

[Hank Hill]

Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread

 

[Guacay #]

Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000: #7290
Timezone: NZDT


Consumable: Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol: n/a
Fish: n/a
Amount of cost: $26,500

Do you want them Fresh?: I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.

ACCEPTED. That will take even longer! Where am I going to find expired food and drinks?

Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread

ACCEPTED. I have to travel to France and get 100 years old expired bread.

 

[Guacay #]

Roleplay Name: David wang
Steam Name: Hank Hill
Discord Tag #0000: Hank Hill#7526
Timezone: EST


Consumable: 1x bread
Alcohol: N/A
Fish: N/A
Amount of cost: 20

Do you want them Fresh?: no lol expired bread

COMPLETED. I traveled to the monoford french city and stole one rotten bread. ( Possible COVID-19 inside/on the bread )

Roleplay Name: Viktor Sokolov
Steam Name: DystopianRaven
Discord Tag #0000: #7290
Timezone: NZDT


Consumable: Coconut Cocktails x100
Alcohol: n/a
Fish: n/a
Amount of cost: $26,500

Do you want them Fresh?: I want them to be expired like bad cows milk, preferable a year old for ultimate sourness and with a skin float on top.

COMPLETED. Alright, So I went to the supermarket, went to the fridge section and I looked for expired milk. I found them all to be expired and I bought them all. And I went to the Hawaiian islands and found dropped coconuts from the floor, I took them, and I made It all with the recipes. I tried one, I got food poisoning and diarrhea.

@DystopianRaven

 

[Hank Hill]

Good review the rotten bread was delicious and I think I have Covid-19 now.

 

[Guacay #]

Good review the rotten bread was delicious and I think I have Covid-19 now.

No problem. Glad you enjoyed your rotten bread. You're always pleased to order from my restaurant, Oh yeah I suggest you should visit a doctor.

 

[Sokolov]

Classic inspect hackerman shit right there bois

 

[Guacay #]

Classic inspect hackerman shit right there bois

Thanks for your review! you're always pleased to order from my market.

 

[Asiandiskool]

No activity in over half a year: Locked and Moved