Fellow True North Inhabitants,
The United Auto Workers Union is happy to provide non-discriminatory service to
any and all requiring vehicle service. We are a smaller but tight-knit group of auto
technicians who pride ourselves on our Triple H guarantee:
Honest Men, Honest Work, Honest prices.
We'd like to announce the launch of our incentivized customer loyalty program; the next
time you visit a UAW run repair shop, introduce yourself to a UAW technician and you will
be added to our database and upon your 5th visit you will receive a repair free of charge!
We at the UAW labor union are happy to welcome you to check us out the next time that
check engine light comes on.
- Samuel Smith
UAW Union Representative
The UAW reserves the right to refuse service to uncooperative customers on a case by case basis. Those who
bring with them crime, violence, or undue disorderly conduct will be turned away. Customers refusing to leave
the property will be charged with trespassing and, if applicable, have their vehicle impounded.
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